Dear #Santa #funny #humor
Dear Santa ... #christmas #humor #funny
happy holidays to me
Doesn't everyone do this?
Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.
I'm sorry, this is a rake and shovel conversation. No hoes allowed.
Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls get bigger diamonds! - True Story!
I loathe you with a passion ordinarily reserved for politicians and pedophiles.
I have no idea why this makes me laugh so much.
I had a wet dream