Too funny! This is your Birthday and to show I care, I wanted to get you something to wear…I wasn’t sure of your size, and money is tight, and buying the wrong thing just wouldn’t be right… So, I’m giving you something I know you can use; It’s almost as useful as a new pair of shoes. Now every time you sit to pee, I know that you will be thinking of me! So, use this gift to dry your tush, Then make a wish before you flush. I cannot stop laughing!
Fill up with candy, white paper for the "whipped cream", punch a hole in the side of the lid for the pencil straw, and add a lollipop for the "cherry" then add a label saying whatever you want. So cute.