I do not want to brag, or make anyone jealous our anything, but I can still fit into my earrings that I wore in high school!
I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.
Funny pictures about When you spell a common word correctly. Oh, and cool pics about When you spell a common word correctly. Also, When you spell a common word correctly.
It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.
Everytime I hear that dirty word EXERCISE, I wash my mouth out with CHOCOLATE.just kidding but I do love chocolate
Every day I fall in love with you more & more.well, not every day yesterday you were pretty annoying! LOL cute lil' pack of gum & funny gag gift!
Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!
One day, when I am a mother, I will replace "put away your laundry" with many things and put these all over the house. Also, maybe a few that say "love, your wife.
So my husband free styling All the time lol
shit- that blows; when your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there. all fat.
Be on His side of the argument and the view is always clear!
Is this true, ladies? Is there a secret stash of cookies? Break them bad boys out cause I want me a cookie!
Pet Peeve I think my son and my husband both do this. As a matter of fact I know they do. Ive been in the car with Patrick where he will tell people he is further along in the drive than we really are.
if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels
I try to take life one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me all at once. This is how I'm feeling today! Word for word.