Congrats on the new baby! I didnt get a gift, I just assume that the taxes I pay and the welfare you collect should be sufficient.
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Congrats on the new baby! I didn't get a gift, I just assume that the taxes I pay and the welfare you collect should be sufficient. | Congratulations Ecard | someecards.com
seriously. It is ridiculous all the people who have all these kids with no jobs.
This is what I think to myself most of the time when someone has a kid.
I didn't get you a gift.. Haha some people.... But really.
The government is NOT your baby daddy!
not really funny since it's so true
the gift of truth. Lovin it
OMG well said
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SO true!!!! Just not flattering. Don't be a afraid to pick a larger size the truth is many designers sizes are completely different from others. Some do it to psychology believe u r smaller than you are and that's okay. Get the size that fits and you will feel and look much better.
just a friendly reminder ... This is so true. Some of my own family tries to fit into clothes they know they don't belong in.
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Truth! Haha eeeeww. Amen to that!!! Laughing SO HARD!
Quote true - just cause it zips , doesn't mean it fits
So true, I have seen some awful things this summer
haha so true
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This was my ex...he didn't have money to pay child support, but had money to get new tattoos all the time. So glad I'm rid of him for good!
Bwahaha! My husband sister!!! 3 kids, on food stamps works at a gas station, lol! She's only 23!!!! But no matter what she'll manage to get some ridiculous new tattoo, lol!!!
Because long periods of time without money are LOTS more tolerable than long periods of time without tattoos!
How is it that people who are perpetually broke always seem to have enough money for a hideous new tattoo? (lol!)
This is so true. I don't understand it. They have no food but loads off new tattoos 😱
I have never laughed so hard!!!! and so true!
True story! See it all the time..
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Funny Baby Ecard: The government is NOT your babies daddy. So get a job or don't have kids if you can't afford it on your own!
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The #Government is NOT your Babies Daddy- truth! #Feminsim
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ahah oh this made me laugh
Oh, so true. baby daddy
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Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.
Ecard I work so many hours for lazy people ain't that the truth!!!!!!!!!!
I pinned this on Funny Stuff, but its not very funny. It's the truth!
It would be more funny if it weren't so true!
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I'd laugh if this wasn't so true...
Yep I had a WIC card and guess what? I had 1 damn kid bc can barely afford him. Figure out where kids come from and quit it.
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Some people, oh i'm pregnant let me quit my job to get medicaid and wic. No work hard and your children will recpect you more in the long run.
Please, do! I know being a Mother & home care worker is work. Yet, when you get more money a month for screwing around in life & hanging out at home, when I worked hard for years & had taxes & every other type of monies taken out every paycheck it's painful when I see my Disability monthly check. That's a big ouch!
Oh you have a WIC card instead of a job? By all means, please have another child..... Think this at work all the time!!
Ugh these ppl piss me off! As the famous saying goes "CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!" Where's my WIC card for my pets food?!
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lol... so wrong, but so funny
seriously, so annoying
My thoughts exactly!
Thats exactly what I tell myself.
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LOL SO FREAKING TRUE. need 2 remember this when im complaining bout cramps next time
Haha have to remember this when its time for the talk!
Amen#gags #funny photos #funny story
I need to remember this :)
Teenagers, Remember this!
.Remember this girls...
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Someone is bound to be offended, hence, me needing a "Do not look if you are easily offended by my humor" box, but I'm dying laughing over here.
I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them. -- humor. funny. sarcasm. your ecards.
People advise not burning bridges: truth is in your personal life burn baby burn, but not in your professional life.
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Funny Confession Ecard: I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.
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So true if you want to do stuff like this you should research all the companies you use and eventually you will figure out you can buy nothing.
Got a good laugh out of this; sometimes, you just have to lighten things up
That whole thing was ridic. But this is funny.
Hmmmmm. Never thought of that! Makes sense!
Food for thought. It's a valid point
#truth @Kasey Collins Elizabeth!!!!
chick fil a is legit, get over it.
Hahaha funny but oh so true!
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So true! Haha @Tiffany Soileau... thought this would make you giggle!
..sadly true! even though it is hilariously true so sad!
haha. so true for some people I know!
Sad but true...and SO funny!!!!!!
Bahahaha!!!! So sadly true!
So funny I could just cry.
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
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So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
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''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.
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"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. Mothers Day Quotes
Quote should be "All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother" -Abraham Lincoln. Either way it's still true
sweet and simple quote "all that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" - Abraham Lincoln
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' Really great quote and so true...
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln So True!
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i give it over to you | don t you love this quote its so true your mind has a way of going ...
Don't over think. Don't stress. Thoughts become things. #truth #quotes #quoteoftheday
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I need to remember this quote for every second of my life. lol
Calm quotes inspirational so true
Quotes and thoughts to live by
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Best. Quote. Ever.- could have used this as inspiration after a breakup- although it can apply to lost friendships too
I don't miss you. I miss the person that you pretended to be, so don't get it twisted. Fuck you very much.
Sorry for the language but it made me belly laugh!
don't get it twisted, now.
...don't get it twisted.
Anyone care to answer?
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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Why are the women who make the worst mothers also the ones who are the most fertile?
Couldn't relate to this more right now. Being able to produce a child doesn't automatically make you a good parent unfortunately
Or The ones who would be great mothers lose their baby and then can't seem to get pregnant again... ugh!
yep, a certain cousin of mine. Let's have a baby, get knocked up again, and have another baby in less than 9 months.
Some people can think about having children and become pregnant, only to plop the kid in front of a video game, tv, or iPad or shovel food in its mouth to keep it quiet for the next 18 years of its life.
I see this with my high schoolers all the time, and by worst mothers I mean having abortions and getting pregnant like a month later and deciding they actually want to keep this one. So damn sad!!!
I wonder this all the time. Women who abuse or kill their children are able to procreate, but not me. How messed up is that?!?!
Well if this is true then can someone tell who is raising my always fed, physically fit, have all they want, know the difference between right and wrong, are not on public aid children? Thanks, because there are a few things that I would like to change about them.
A-freaking-men!!!!! That is the million dollar question...I know one or two of these...so sad. I feel bad for their kids!!!
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I don't know why others can't understand this simple fact.
this is so me sometimes lol
Might be me sometimes....
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Oh my god... so true
Hahaha totally me!
Story of my life
Ha ha well said
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I may have voted for him once, but can't help laugh and agree with this.
OMGoodness... Mr. Man would laugh & laugh at this... So funny!!! ;)
I know it's controversial, but I got a giggle
Ecard or not... This IS TRUTH!
HA! True words
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Improper grammar, especially this right here, is my BIGGEST pet peeve.....
Yea Dummy! Hahahahaha (one of my BIGGEST pet peeves!) lol
Right?!? lol This is one of my biggest pet peeves!!!
YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!! One of my biggest pet peeves!!!!
One of my biggest pet peeves!
So funny - pet peeve of mine
Grammar Police, am I.
Funny stuff :)
This is exactly how I feel. I know so many "story tellers" it isn't funny! But I never call them out on their bullshit, because I think the stories are just to humorous not to hear! Lmao!
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Just because I appear to believe you bullshit, doesn't mean I'm as stupid as you think I am. I'm just laughing inside and waiting to see what else you come up with.
This is exactly how I feel. I know so many "story tellers" it isn't funny! But I never call them out on their bull
just because to appear believe your bullshit, doesnt mean im as stupid as you think i am. im just laughing inside and writing to see what else you come up with
This is exactly how I feel!!! Sad things is the lies have been told so much I think this person has started to believe their B.S. is the truth...
Literally everyone always thinks I fall for their stories, when really I'm just observing their stupidity and storing it for blackmail
Baby mama. This is exactly how I feel. I know so many "story tellers" it isn't funny! But I never call them out on their bullshit, because I think the stories are just to humorous not to hear! Lmao!
This is exactly how I feel. I know so many "story tellers" it isn't funny! But I never call them out on their bullshit, because I think the stories are just to humorous not to hear.
This is exactly how I feel. I know so many "story tellers" it isn't funny! But I never call them out on their bullshit, because I think the stories are just to humorous not to hear! Lmao! So many stories I hear!
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