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haha, "just one stomach bug away from my goal weight" Devil Wears Prada

Funny Confession Ecard: Rather than go on a diet, I'm hoping to get some sort of horrible stomach ailment. I thought this now I can't put on weight be careful what you wish for the ailment really isn't worth it TRUST ME!

So true

TOO funny! I did this to my mom ALL the time. Leave only a thimble of milk, still put it back in the fridge.

New Year Nutrition

New Year Nutrition

I'm not a girl scout cookie fan. Tried this way of thinking for a while, didn't work out so well! Day 4 of detox before I start my diet.

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I've been trying to diet and work out but I've come to the realization that the only way I'm going to get 'smoke'n hot' is by being cremated.....

I've been trying to diet and work out but I've come to the realization that the only way I'm going to get "smokin' hot" is by being cremated.

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse.  Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

See, I would run, but its usually bodies of joggers that are found dead in the woods. (Yup, that's my reasoning, too.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate to tell you, but curves and rolls are not the same thing. Not at all.

I can't stand when people give me crap for not being "curvy".last time I checked, I definitely had curves- boobs and hips.I'm just missing fat rolls, apparently!

Someone tell this to my ex. Need validation much?

for real. it can happen and people do it every day. no one cares how much you work out.

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