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Funny Family Ecard: My children keep screaming, 'MOM!' at me, so I changed my name to 'Shit' and they're not allowed to swear.

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Totally made me think of Kenzi "Mommy has a boogie in her nose. David has a boogie in his nose.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them! -- so us haha

hahahaha and all my friends are skinny

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there.-- lmao made me lol

this is the most accurate thing ever.

and I am sure the bride with 20 bridesmaids doesn't have 20 real girlfriends

@Scary Mommy -- You're not a real parent until you've flipped your child off behind his back at least once.

Omg I thought I was the only one You're not a real parent until you've flipped your child off behind his back funny ecard offensive inappropriate

Truth. And this is why I haven't worn half my clothes ever. Don't know WTF I am saving them for?

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day - me.this happened this morning actually.

hilarious because it's true

Humor ecard: Men say they don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. Well, I don't trust anything with 2 heads and only one brain.

Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now...say I'm pretty.

lol Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive.

January, February, March, April....September, October, November, December. Yup. Sounds about right.

So only during the months of May, June, July, and August that person will shave.thats SUMMER. I don't shave only in the summer time I do it every month but this picture is still hahaha !

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