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When life gives you lemons, freeze them & throw them as hard as possible at the people making your life difficult.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade // Quand la vie te donnes des citrons…

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Sleeping in could easily be my superpower, if not for my arch-nemesis, having to pee.

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Last but not least, when you're met by SILENCE = Your arse is in deep, deep, shit! One step from being fired, breaking the camel's back comes to mind unless you can sell ice to the Eskimos or sand in the desert to dig you out!

Week? You mean '4 years'?

It's been a rough week. But I didn't need bail money and I don't have a body count, so it could have been worse.

...even the unsmiling ones are pretty dangerous.

yep, smiling on the E outside, but you'd better watch that silent N . it'll get you every time ~ 36 Funny Quotes And Sayings


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I feel this way about 3 ppl exactly.

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

I hate when that happens

Happens all the time. "I hate when I think I'm buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they're just regular donuts.


"When I was a kid I wanted to grow old. This shit is not what I expected." growing up, childhood, quote, Isn't that the truth!