"Oh I'll wake up and wash/blow dry/straighten my hair" . "I'll wake up early to shave my legs" . "If I go to bed now, I'll wake up early to finish this homework" . Alarm goes off: "Oh well, maybe I'll wake up early tomorrow to do it"
story of my life. I feel like i need to start screaming out my stories so everyone can hear me---that awkward moment when you're telling a story and realized no one's listening, so you slowly fade out an pretend you never said anything.