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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

haha this is going to be me! ..dont want babies, love shopping and only drink vodka :p

so true! see I can't be witty yet I haven't had my other glasses of wine, and you just KNOW you adore me when I'm sup r witty and on point!! So forget the glass, just hand the bottle over and give me a straw so we can get there faster!!! lololol