Dear Lucky Charms, Please stop putting cereal in my marshmallows. Thanks. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Dear Lucky Charms, Please stop putting cereal in my marshmallows. Thanks. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time.

Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time.

This is true, and HAS happened to me. ..my adrenaline kicked in & I ran so fast I left my friend struggling to keep up- she never teased me about being a slow runner ever again. HA!(but that was one of the scariest nights of my life..)

This is true, and HAS happened to me. ..my adrenaline kicked in & I ran so fast I left my friend struggling to keep up- she never teased me about being a slow runner ever again. HA!(but that was one of the scariest nights of my life..)

@Jenna Phillips @Dani N. this is how i feel when the boys tell us they can't handle all 3 of us.... don't even give a fifth of a fuck ;)

@Jenna Phillips @Dani N. this is how i feel when the boys tell us they can't handle all 3 of us.... don't even give a fifth of a fuck ;)

On a scale of 1 to stepping on a Lego, how much pain are you in?

On a scale of 1 to stepping on a Lego, how much pain are you in?

I feel bad for kids now days that see a cool new toy on TV that they want, but have no way of getting, because their parents have to be 18 or older to call.

I feel bad for kids now days that see a cool new toy on TV that they want, but have no way of getting, because their parents have to be 18 or older to call.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Sympathy Ecard: Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!

Funny Sympathy Ecard: Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!

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