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this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

I don't want to fold my laundry. So I'll restart the dryer. 3 times... ...in a row.

Oh I restarted mine 5 times before I finally took my laundry out of the dryer . I hate laundry

Chocolate Craving - Cup of Brownie - Pin It Blog

Sometimes You Just Need A Little Chocolate

Free and Funny News Ecard: You know you're desperate for a chocolate fix when you find yourself raiding your baking supplies for semi-sweet chocolate morsels.

You may be prettier, thinner and tanner... ....but I out-boob you on every level.

Funny Reminders Ecard: You may be prettier, thinner and tanner.but I out-boob you on every level.

LOL

Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: No seriously. Don't mistake my perky phone voice for actually liking you. I get paid to be nice to jerk wads like you.

I said 'k.' But what I meant was 'go fuck yourself.'

Free, Confession Ecard: If being sarcastic burned calories I would be one skinny bitch.

I realize this may offend some people that follow my boards, but I know a whole bunch of ppl who can totally relate to this! lol

What other people say or think about me is their problem.what I say or think of myself is my problem.what God knows about me is the truth.and His truth will set me free! May I believe what God knows to be true!

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