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When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut. Lol so true
When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut. I bricked the door opening. I was renovating. lol
NOOOO KIDDING!! More The Doors, Dust Jackets, Quotes, Funny, Doors Close, Nails, Book Jackets, Dust Covers, True Stories True story!!!!! Grab the liquid nails! When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut. [Life - Quotes - Kush and Wizdom] When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut. OMG thats funny! When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure...
When one door closes..... nail that bitch shut
Just funny stuff!!!
Oh so true...
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Oh so true... Lindsey Pogue - Adventure, Romance, New Adult Author - Always looking for a reason to laugh www.lindseypogue.com
Funny sarcastic quotes pictures | Funny Pictures.....I know this is so bad but so true.
This made me laugh! Hadn't thought about this way, but so true! MUST WORK ON!
Oh so true... This is perfect. I got a great laugh outta this lol hahahaha
HAHA I LOVE this and so true in my life!!! @shelley wadsworth
Just some funny stuff that makes me laugh!
Oh so true...lol this explains my life
Oh so true... Story of meh life!....
~*~Giggles~*~ JLK 2015
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:) Haha so true!
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Story of my life…never in the same book AND / OR dealing with illiterates!!
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 110 Pics AND THAT IS THE TRUTH!!!!!!!
It is like the e card people read my mind...
so true. some people are such IDIOTS!
#ecards #rottenecards so so so true
so true...and story of my life
Bitch, if you ran your ass as much as you run your mouth, you wouldn't be so fat.
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Probably what people say about me!!!!
Some people should learn.
So funny, yet so true!!
Haha so true!
i offend a lot of people & often
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Oh My Goodness....this is so true. For years I was quiet when I had many thoughts and opinions of my own. Voiced some recently and found out who can dish it out but CANNOT take it! Very revealing!
Opinions...(from Beans,Blogs and Bacon on Facebook...https://www.facebook.com/pages/Beans-Blogs-and-Bacon/377356338943734). So True!
I'm trying to remember I kept an opinion to myself, but I'm sure I have, so thought this was appropriate.
Oh wow this is so true. I'm a very out spoken person so when there's things I haven't said there very strong opinions!
Story of my life.. Im too opinionated some days sorry . Don't ask for my opinion unless you want the truth
HA! So true! This is totally me.
so true..Story of my life
ha so true
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Why are all the cute guys gay?
Funny but true
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This is so true! But please visit, because who doesn't love a clean house when you're not expecting company!
I clean when I'm frustrated. So, if you show up unannounced & our house is clean, you might want to reconsider your visit | eCards So true!
This is absolutely me! If my house is spotless, you'd better run. True story!
Oh my gosh!!!! I laughed hysterically at this. So true.
Omigod this e card is me to a tee
Very true story.
True story lol
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true story... @Leslie Lippi Reavis @Paige Hereford Robison @Natasha S Tatum Sayers @shelby c c James @Megan Ward Tiff @Blake Coglianese Heacock @Sara Jamil Atkinson
So true!! Story of me since motherhood, but so worth it!!
It's true...what day is it? Moms. Giggles.
Story of my life - still laughing
so true, story of my life! ;)
So true, totally me!!!
True story of my life!
Yes! Funny stuff...
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I´m older than the internet. Yep. And, MTV, cell phones, the barcode, Donkey Kong...I have a long freakin list. But, I love life and can't wait to see what's next! Hopefully, a cure for MS. Fingers crossed!
I remember a world with cassette tapes, VHS, and no cell phones or Internet. And my teenaged son reminds me that i am older than the Superbowl!
Why yes, I think I am. I'm older than cable TV too. Older than cell phones and even video games.
I remember a world with cassette tapes, VHS, and no cell phones or Internet. :-)
Hahaha.....older than the internet - lol! I'm older than cable tv too!
What's so funny? I'm gonna tell my kids this one day
This puts things in perspective
So true! not so funny. lol
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i may have pinned this... but a true 90s kid was born in the 80s and grew up in the 90s! #90skid #childhood #90s #oldschool
So true!!!! Thank you so sick of "90s kids" ...you ain't 90s kid if born in the 90s
Babies of the 80s, kids of the 90s. #Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
Absolutely...... Great childhood memories
Babies of the 80s, kids of the 90s.
LOVE THIS!! <3 #80sbaby #90sKID
Missin the good ol days! :-)
haha made me laugh...
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Modern Woman. So TRUE. I pick fit and well groomed. That's 2 right? Oh wait and great sex life...but that goes without saying!
SO TRUE! http://weightlosssurprise.org/weightloss-surprise/ Todays Modern Woman - Clean house. Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime). Fit, trim well-groomed. Works full-time. Laundry done and put away. Great sex life. . . Pick any two. for-the-home #weightloss #health #weight loss
Today's Modern Woman: Clean house. Healthy dinner on the table (at dinner time). Fit, trim & well-groomed. Works full time. Laundry done and put away. Great sex life. ... pick any two!
Today’s Modern Woman
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@jordanlfj's photo: "Hi I'm Jordan and I have road rage since iv moved to the city, I'm also the worst back seat driver ever. People seriously need to learn how to effin drive!!! Like, fuck! I'm 183636388238x worse than this pic though lol. #meh#dumbdrivers#gtfofftheroad#driving#roadrage#truth#theworst"
This sums up my road rage EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE ON THE WAY TO AND FROM WORK!!! DRIVING IN TYLER SUCKS!!!
Things I say to myself while I’m driving…so true it's sad....almost verbatum...
Things I say while I’m driving…I have such bad road rage, Kevin laughs at me...
everyyyyyyyday of my life....i need to control my roadrage....clearly!
This Is so true...totally me! I have road rage...
Things I say while I’m driving hahaha #sotrue
hahaha so true story of my life!
That's funny stuff!
more true every day
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:)But it is truer than true. I sometimes stop mid sentence when I find myself repeating something my mother has said to me in the past. I miss her so much. so true.
Having had a wonderful Mother, this is a good thing! Sometimes when i open my mouth my mother comes out . . .
Yep so true my daughter tells me this all the time. And yet one day when she opens her mouth I will be the mother coming out of hers. lol Just wait Heather
So true! Especially when I'm doing some mothering of my own! I am my mother. More sometimes than I want to be
So true! Good thing I love her to the moon and back!
So true! Not always a bad thing!
True story. Happy mother's day!
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Atheism, Religion, God is Imaginary, ecard. I'm not a bitch. I'm a teller of unpopular truths.
Some people just don't like the facts.....they like a soft and fuzzy version.
I am not a bitch. I am a teller of unpopular truths. | Encouragement Ecard
Some people just can't handle the unpopular truth!!!
Story of my life....