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    According to this I am a GREAT teacher!

    Funny , yet true!

    Tips for being a teacher and still having a life!

    One of my favorite bits EVER! Taylor Mali WHAT TEACHERS MAKE (OR, IF THINGS DON’T WORK OUT YOU CAN ALWAYS GO TO LAW SCHOOL) He says the problem with teachers is What’s a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher? He reminds the other dinner guests that it’s true what they say about teachers: Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach. I decide to bite my tongue instead of his and resist the temptation to remind the dinner guests that it’s also true what they say about lawyers. Because we’re eating, after all, and this is polite company. I mean, you’re a teacher, Taylor. Be honest. What do you make? And I wish he hadn’t done that (asked me to be honest) because, you see, I have a policy in my classroom about honesty and ass-kicking: if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it. You want to know what I make? I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could. I can make a C+ feel like a Congressional Medal of Honor and an A- feel like a slap in the face. How dare you waste my time with anything less than your very best. I make kids sit through 40 minutes of study hall in absolute silence. No, you may not work in groups. No, you may not ask a question, so put your hand down. Why won’t I let you go to the bathroom? Because you’re bored. And you don’t really have to go to the bathroom, do you? I make parents tremble in fear when I call home: Hi. This is Mr. Mali. I hope I haven’t called at a bad time, I just wanted to talk to you about something your son said today. To the biggest bully in the class, he said, “Leave the kid alone. I still cry sometimes, don’t you?” And it was the noblest act of courage I have ever seen. I make parents see their children for who they are and what they can be. You want to know what I make? I make kids wonder, I make them question, I make them criticize. I make them apologize and mean it. I make them write, write, write. And then I make them read. I make them spell definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful over and over again until they will never misspell either one of those words again. I make them show all their work in math and hide it on their final drafts in English. I make them understand if you’ve got this [brains], then you follow this [heart], and if someone ever tries to judge you by what you make, you give them this [the finger]. Here, let me break it down for you, so you know what I say is true: Teachers make a goddamn difference! Now what about you?

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    Teacher Phobias

    Love this poem - it is so true!

    I wish i had seen this pin 6 weeks ago!!! Everything a new teacher could possibly want.. all organized so neatly into a website. And it's all FREEEE! This teacher rocks!

    I keep a teacher binder like this, but I like her sections better.... revising mine next year!

    For my teacher friends :)

    So true!

    .too funny

    Teacher's Prayer

    If you do fewer teacher-directed activities, that means the kids will naturally do more talking, doesn't it?  Not necessarily. I have often found myself talking almost constantly during group work and student-directed projects because I’m trying to push kids’ thinking, provide feedback, and help them stay on task. Even when the learning has been turned over…

    So true

    Sad but true