uh...yep.

I do not have enough coffee or middle fingers for today!

Story of my life

lol..Jack Ass!!!

Today I feel lazier than the guy who designed the Japanese flag.

Three of the FabFour were servers, so.....yeah. tip em. That's their paycheck.

True love

Haha! Yeah I do!

All the time.

if only i could do this in real life

Welcome to Louisiana!

Please.

Hate summer.

Seems legit

alarm clock

Summer has snuck up once again on me and my giant ass. (But seriously tho)

True!!

true story

yes.

Oh Yeah...