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Quitting is the new, adult version of running away from home. We all know you're doing it for attention, and we all know that you'll be back.

Actually...not the WORST idea I've ever heard...lol.  Should be under "cleaning tips?"

Today's housekeeping tip: Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.

I mean Lolo loves you, Chris, but nothing beats unlimited Olive Garden breadsticks without gaining a pound or going into cardiac arrest.

So true . every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy . pshh, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

ahhh the good ole' days when our only worry was lava. LOL

If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you've never had a childhood. If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you've never had a childhood.

fun, funny, ironic, good mood switch on, lol, when you need something to turn instantly your lips upwards. Smile like there's no tomorrow :-D

if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

Darling, bring me my BOOK!

"I'm too pretty to work." Plus my husband told me the other day that he doesn't want me to go back to work.

Pinaholic Quote :) I'm so glad they've started telling you when you've pinned something already!

wait did i pin this already? I do this all the time and then I have to go back and delete the duplicate:)

And then back to Pinterest....

this is so sad but true. except for one thing. I waste lots more than an hour.

mosquitoes funny quote

If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. Wouldn't that be great?

so relatable (true,so true,true story,teen quotes,funny quotes,relatable,so relatable,relatable quotes,lol)

Yes,yes we do! relatable post # 259 Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell.We text or call to say we're outside.

First is was "Sherry" by the Four Seasons, my Dad would sing it all the time, then it was "Oh Sherrie" by Steve Perry and that came out when I was in High School!!  Everyone sang that to me!!

Cute Halloween Decorating Ideas

Yes, my name is in a song. No, you don’t need to start singing that song to me. (this would make an awesome tshirt!) When old men sing " A Boy Named Sue".

Guilty As Charged!

how you doin'?I totally did read it in my mind in the exact voice of Joey! Oh how I LOVE Friends!

you all are so lucky i don't.

so I have an american accent and I never shut up, but I'd talk even more with a british. I'd never stop if I had an Irish accent.