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You there, Friday! Welcome back you sexy son of a bitch! We been looking for you since Monday!

I'm usually about Live, Laugh, Love, and Dance but today its more like, Raise, Aim, Fire, and Reload...

The good news is your ex set the bar low enough to make your new boyfriend's ordinary accomplishments seem impressive.

Not being skinny isn't lacking to begin with. (It's actually literally having more...). Aim for healthy weight anyway. I'm trying to stop caring about skinny.