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I blame my 'sweet tooth' for not being able to lose weight but in reality its that damn 'drunk tooth'. Yes.Yes it is.

this is as easy as it gets, boy

Ways to win my heart . Buy me coffee Make me coffee Be coffee / Coffee Shop Stuff

This is actually what is happening to me. I'm not drunk! @Danessa Perdieu

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

so me.lol "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

i'm fairly certain this is what most of my students do with their financial aid.

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? That's about what it would take for me to attend a princess party.

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