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Sadly, this is the story of my life!

Free and Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream.

Findiing a nicer way to tell someone their breath stinks....

We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth! HAHAHAHA I would soooo say this

Walk softly around me. My BS tolerance level for you is low today.

"I need a new perspective on life . or maybe just a nap. Yeah, probably just a nap." A nap can cure any number of ills.

Instead of LOL. ;-)

Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It's more truthful. So if you see SALTS, you now know what it means!

Men: If you ever wanna know what a woman's mind feels like....

Men: if you ever wanna know what a woman's mind feels like, imagine a browser with tabs open. So true

I've said this to my husband about 3000 times now. so far, I've done okay :)

Mmhm.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: You're ridiculous. And by that I mean, we are going to best friends.

yup that's how it goes

"I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet. I get hungry." Well I really do get faint and shaky if I don't eat often enough.

Good point.

Free, News Ecard: Shouldn't you have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check since I have to pass one to earn it for you?

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

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