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yes, yes I am

Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. erinmavrides Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.

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sometimes ya just wanna say it!

Did it hurt when you fell off the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down? E-card

Mother fuckers.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

True

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: If by 'Let's agree to disagree,' you really mean: 'Let's each continue to think the other person is a fucking idiot,' then, yeah, sure.

Yes, yes I have... ex-BOYFRIEND though, not spouse.

Was I drunk the entire relationship? Was I drunk the entire relationship? Was I drunk the entire relationship?

...the next time your curious...go fuck yourself. Shouldn't be too hard..you've fucked every guy you met..just like your mom hence why you dad walked out

"I'm afraid I can't go. I've already taken off my bra so I'm in for the night." Totally me

Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny bitchin' with my happiness shield!

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny bitchin' with my happiness shield!

Take that, you bastards

Jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween….I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

Yup that's me

This is me and it always gets me in trouble. Why can't I keep my mouth shut. Does it really matter that everyone else is thinking it?

Think about how you feel when you're interrupted before interrupting others.

biggest pet peeve when people interrupt the middle of your sentence.

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