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Pinception: When you see your dream home, or dream dress, or dream boyfriend, pinned to someone else’s board on Pinterest. (by

Pinquistion: When a sanctimonious person, most often a parent, demands you remove your Pin, declaring it’s inappropriate and corruptive...most likely to their offspring. (by

Pintercourse: Filling up boards named “My Boyfriend” or “My Baby Daddy” or “My Future Husband” or “He Loves Me” with photos of famous people you will never get to have sex with in real life. (by

I can't swim with dolphins because I'm too fat from not doing workouts and eating all I pin. And I can't afford the dream home because I don't work, thanks to spending all my time on Pinterest. No, not really. I'm actually exaggerating, like the creator of this eCard.