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0.0 Non Runner Oval Sticker

I am a runner but I love this. So sick of those stupid trendy stickers on cars. Running is for peace and inner enoyment, not a trend to stick on your car.

Some de-motivational motivation to get you away from eating!

Walk away fatty.motivation to walk away from the fridge and not snack.

I am so doing this, thank you to the guy who just came knocking at the door for us to sponser him. You were an inspiration, but sorry i'm not interested!

No Soliciting sign. Soooo need to make this. Our sign that says "no soliciting" clearly isn't enough because people knock on the door daily.

When someone yells, shotgun!, I yell Rosa Parks and sit in the seat and refuse to move.

Funny Confession Ecard: When someone yells, 'shotgun!', I yell 'Rosa Parks' and sit in the seat and refuse to move.

I WILL DO THIS WHEN I GET MY OWN HOUSE!!!

I have the "doorbell broken." Sign on my door too but never thought to add the "yell ding dong.

shit never works

Lies!

Kraft has been making mac & cheese for how long now? Since 1937 (yep, I just Wikipedia'd it). that's plenty of time for them to invent a true easy-open box. You sit on a throne of lies!

Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. Fine, it was pizza. I ate pizza.

Seasons of the midwest

Seasons…According To The North

Usually how it goes in North Dakota and Minnesota - especially that hopeful day in March where it's like degrees out and you think winter is finally over but then get another snowstorm the next day.

Pretty Amazing

Ohhhh I fell for it! I've been told I'm very gullible. I will believe ANYTHING. haha if you say gullible slowly funny quotes funny quote funny quotes humor

Wet Our Plants

Garden Shop Sign: "It's Spring! We are so excited we wet our plants!" Gail too funny.I all most wet my plants!

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