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Honey, I have heels higher than your standards. I also wear flats

Funny Family Ecard: Oh, I didn't tell you?!? Then it must be none of your business.

Funny Family Ecard: Oh, I didn't tell you?

I don't have an attitude problem.  You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem! #haha ummmmm..... Guilty!

Our motto for this year."Its not my problem!

Lol sometimes people just deserve a slap in the face.

Darn right I'm a Bitter Infertile! - Page 42

Funny Confession Ecard: When you say everything happens for a reason, don't be surprised when I slap you in the face. It happened for a reason.

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Me, jog? Pfffftt. If you see me running, you better run too cuz something is chasing me!

I HATE running. I will do literally any other cardio, but I hate running.

Don't have the energy maybe some other time

I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today. I can think of some people this applies too.

Bwahahahaha! Exactly.

Glad I don't snore. I suppose That's why most men wake like why do my ribs hurt, cause you snore and your old lady kicked you in the them while you were snoring.

I was dropped as a baby, into a pool of awesomeness and glitter.

but the glitter wore off

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard:I'm the lead float in the Bitch Parade.

Ecards The bitch Parade

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