Then it'd be perfect! Oh wait, what about Ryan Reynolds?
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I said the exact same thing when I walked out of the theatre!
The one thing that would make my life perfect
@Callie Richardson my feelings exactly.
Or Chris hemsworth? Then I would see it
Then there would be a problem!
so true and mark wahlburg!
I don't understand why all these bitches go so crazy over creepy vampire movies. I'm more of a Channing Tatum & Matthew McConaughey half naked on stage kind of girl.
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Funny Movies Ecard: I don't understand why all these bitches go so crazy over creepy vampire movies. I'm more of a Channing Tatum & Matthew McConaughey half naked on stage kind of girl.
Not gonna lie, I love True Blood, but I'm definitely looking forward to this movie.
Don't care for McConaughey but Channing, Matt Bomer, and Alex Pettyfer are SEXY.
Amen to that! Not gonna lie, I love True Blood though!
Half naked, mostly naked, either works
True blood doesn't count ;)
Ain't that the truth.
Life is so unfair. | Little White Lion
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Life is so unfair. It's too bad that having a job which sucks the life out of you doesn't also suck the ft from your *ss.
It's too bad having a job that sucks the life out of you doesn't also suck the fat out of your ass.
Wouldn't that be nice... one day I will have a job I enjoy
Yep, then it would be a dream job!!!
Wouldn't it be nice...
that would be awesome.
The story of my life.
Whew! Funny stuff
I need one!
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Shhhh. Mommy is in a timeout. www.LiquorList.com "The Marketplace for Adults with Taste!" @LiquorListcom #LiquorList.com
Haha! I have a feeling a mommy time out and mommy juice will be needed by 6 pm:)
Shhhh. Mommy is in a timeout. I've totally done this.
Mommy timeout! Ahahaha, I'm soooo doing this today! lol
Mommy needed this today......this is for you Renee May
Clever line, but would it work...
...with her Mommy juice! haha
Excellent idea! lol
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Some people call it "nagging". I call it "just do what I freaking told you to do the first time!!" ((YESSS... takes a while but they learn eventually!))
so true, I need this made into a sign to hang in my children's room... And my husbands dresser lol
Just do what I freaking told you to do the first time! haha
Oh this is my life with kids. Lol!
this is SO true!!!! lol
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My house isn't messy. It's custom designed by a 6 year old, 7 year old, and 3 9 year olds. OH and a turtle, dog, and cat! Birds every once in a while. Ugh.
Mine is designed by both 9 and 4 yr old designers. Great look if you love Legos and craft supplies everywhere! :-)
Funny Family Ecard: My house isn't messy. It's custom designed by a 3 year old. 5 year old, in my case.
Change that to custom designed by a 5 year old twins, 7, 9, 15 & 17 year old tornados LOL
My house isn't messy. Mine is custom designed by a 5 and 1 year old!
Isn't this the honest truth- 1,4,8 & 10 year olds designers
In my case, it will be two 3 year olds...T Designs.
In my case, it's my 4 year old sister :p
In my case a 4-year old and a dog
Remove all the warning labels!
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I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people....I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out. Hahaha!!
Stupid people - hilarious! (so funny)
kill all the stupid people Some Ecards
Bahaha not a good idea but so funny
I'm just sayin...
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Everyone is entitled to my opinion. Oh goodness! I may know someone to whom this applies.
I think most people feel this way. Stop trying to shove your opinions down my throat!
"Everyone is entitled to my opinion." Oh LAWD, do I know some people like this!!
Everyone is entitled to my opinion. This is for my husband
should be the Ritter family motto
True story Bro.
#boss lady ;)
Funny Friendship Ecard: Can't someone, like, just give me a bunch of money they don't want anymore?
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I've pinned this before, but just in case anyone missed it -- still accepting donations...
Would be nice but working for your own money is so satisfying!
just in case anyone missed it -- still accepting donations...
yeahhhhh...that'd be nice haha
haha... wouldn't that be nice?
That would be awesome..
That would be nice.
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"Here's an idea: How about if only people WITH vaginas make rules ABOUT vaginas, and the rest shut their stupid pie holes!"
Or everyone handles their own vagina in a manner they see fit
Sounds like a good idea to me. #ecards
what a novel idea?!
Just a thought...
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more like they only give me 2 hours worth of work to do and i sit on pinterest for the next 6 hours!: Giggle, Stuff, Quotes, Truth, My Life, Bahaha Funny, So True, Ecards
this is my life monday through friday. @Devyn Palomin
this is my life monday through friday.
Like a boss! So True!!!!
so funny....and so true
lmao!!? funny stuff!!!
so funny....so true...
haha. My thoughts exactly.
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Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. / Wedding Ecard / someecards.com (marriage,funny)
Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. [which is why I got married right before turning 26! LOL]
Paulette (mom) Quoted: 'Party through your twenties. Get married in your 30's!' Seriously!
stop getting married when you turn 18 EVERYONE IN THE TRUTH! lol slow down! amirite?
Everyone is getting married so young! This makes me laugh and feel better
So. true!! People get married too young before they know themselves...
lol good thing I will be 25 when I get married! :)
Lmao. True story.
Oh so true.
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Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girls dream to eat without getting fat.
Actually, it's every girls dream to eat without getting fat
True true...every girl's dream!
Every girls dream, true story
True story. love this!
Every girl's dream
True story indeed!
True story. haha
This is so true
Just thinking out-loud
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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com
Of course I talk to myself! Sometimes I need expert advice... so true!
Funny Ecard: Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
Expert Advice! • Funny eCard
bahahaha :D. Love this! So true,
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Funny Confession Ecard: I wanna do Christian Grey-ish things to the entire cast of Magic Mike.
I wanna do Christian Grey-ish things to the entire cast of Magic Mike. I NEVER AGREED MORE!!!
With all the Fifty Shades Sex Toys! http://www.holisticwisdom.com/fifty-shades.htm
Magic Mike. I love fifty Shades/Christian Grey.
Magic Mike. Christian Grey. Yes. and Yes.
Magic Mike and Fifty Shades......*sigh*
Christian Grey-ish things to Magic Mike
Magic Mike, AND fifty shades of grey..
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True story. If I said a tenth of the things I think out loud I would be shanked.
bestfunnystuffs for some fun - Best Funny Stuffs
.I feel like this is oh so true for my life :\
This is so true...that's why I'm so quiet.
Hahahaha! So true to my style...
LOL! So true! Story of my life
;) haha #sotrue
Funny Quote Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead
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Haha! One time a friend of my cousins' was talking about someone he perceived to be stupid, so he said, "He's one of these guys...you know...where the light is on, but the elevator doesn't make it all the way to the top..." Ironic! I laughed so hard!
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Have you ever just looked and someone and KNOWN, the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead? Funny quote. Relatable.
So many times! ha, ha, ha, ha.....I actually laughed right out loud at this.....
Yes !......./ quotes & funny things / Sylvia Dros
Best funny quote I've seen in a VERY long time...
wheel turning...dead hamster....
So funny, so true.