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yeah sounds about right..

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

Funny Anniversary Ecard: Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.

Um, did who ever create this card meet my husband. Why is it that he never remembers anything I say, but gets upset when he finds out I did what I told him him I was going to do? Bitch I told you

"Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when and where do ya wanna meet up? LEAVE YOUR BROTHER ALONE-- oh i love that place--IF YOU TOUCH HER ONE MORE TIME!!!" Oh...so...true.

Talking on the phone to someone who has kids is like talking to someone with Tourettes."Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT!-- when do ya wanna meet up?

I was JUST thinking about posting something like this on our door after a pile of pamphlets from 4 different companies was left on our doorstep. I was going to say "No solicitors (except for Girl Scout Cookies)." And it already exists! Great minds!

12x24 No Soliciting Sign

For my front porch - Funny Signs: no soliciting, we are too broke to buy anything; we know who we are voting for; we have found Jesus; seriously, unless you are selling thin mints; please go away. Girl Scouts Welcome!

My ladies know what I'm talking about.

Wine Sippy Cup Sayings - these would be great gifts for neighbors, block parties, pool parties! From TheDesigNest (Haha I need this in my life! Thanks for sending me this!


Cheer Up Wine Label Set - Personalized Wine Label - Custom Wine Label - Funny Wine Labels - Funny Birthday Gift - Just Because

Funny Funny Pictures - Vodka vs. Wine - Funny Pictures, MEME, LOL

Vodka vs wine - A person with a basement full of vodka: alcoholic. A person with a basement full of wine: Classy - Indeed

You should know this about our house; We like it this way; our priorities are on the non-material...  So the robbers should go there!

The Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat from Reed Wilson Design and Bourbon & Boots - this is too funny

Pretty much sums up my attitude towards final exams

I do yoga to alleviate stress. Just kidding. I drink wine. Workout t-shirt or tank top.