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This has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life! Truth!

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine.

If I drunk text you and you're sleeping... don't text me in the morning. That ship has sailed.

two things: 1) Where have you been all my life? 2) Can you please go back there?