That was for sure the theme of our wedding.. what our pastor spoke about. "Expect the Unexpected". He couldn't have been more right. 3 months later, pregnant, 3 months 1 week later, orders to deploy, years later, orders to Japan. True story.

One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you in the face. Very Hard.

One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you in the face. Very Hard.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: No, I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see that you're a train wreck from all the way over here.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: No, I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see that you're a train wreck from all the way over here.

Just realized my life turned out better than yours. Checkmate, bitch.

Just realized my life turned out better than yours. Checkmate, bitch.

I laughed way to hard at this!! But this is totally something I would say XD

I laughed way to hard at this!! But this is totally something I would say XD

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Oh, I'm a Pacifist, alright. I'm about to pass a fist across your face.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Oh, I'm a Pacifist, alright. I'm about to pass a fist across your face.

No, people don't like being called out on their bs. Lol

No, people don't like being called out on their bs. Lol

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