When people ask why I talk so much about a god I don't believe in - it's hard to come up with a single answer. This is just the tip of the iceberg of the horrors that keep me talking about religion and the gods that don't exist.
What the creationists forgot about when they started to push for teaching creationism alongside evolution in public schools. Which religion to teach? Guess science can push for equal time to teach in church?
The Bible. Buy a Bible, never read it and you're a good Christian. Buy a Bible, read parts of it and you become a pious sonofabitch. Buy a Bible, study it thoroughly and you become an atheist, hated by every Christian.