So me! I HATE talking on the phone just to chit-chat. Don't call me unless it's something serious or too complicated for text! And DON'T leave a voicemail unless it's URGENT! lmao! I Hate Talking On The Phone, Hate Talking On Phone, Paper Lanterns, Life Truth S Funnies, True, Homemade Skin Care, Paper Lantern Wedding
Cats, Giggle, My Life, Funny, Humor, Funnies, Introvert, I Am
Why I am like a cat. So #funny commercial #funny ads #funny commercial ads #commercial ads #interesting ads
Why I'm like a cat - now that I am old, this is totally my life. Its past my bedtime guys!! Hahaha! This is SO me!
Why I am like a cat. So #interesting ads #funny commercial ads| http://funny-ads-61.blogspot.com
Why I'm like a cat - now that I am old, this is totally my life. Its past my bedtime guys!!
Why I am Like a #Cat > 27 Problems Only #Introverts Will Understand | #buzzfeed | #humor
Why I am like a cat... Story of my life...
Why I am like a cat. I just died laughing.
why i am like a cat... Giggles
Human Babies, Truth, My Life, So True, Totally Me, True Stories, Animal
This is so true like why can't human babies always be super adorable, why only have a select few be adorable
Truth!!!! Always want to hold a baby animal, but scared to hold a baby human and have them cry. Getting over it.
Makes me laugh as I am mostly just afraid of making human babies cry. Lol noooooooo!
I don't really cry at baby animals, but the baby human part was so true
Dis is true but when baby humans cry my life is over
If the human baby is crying, this is totally me.
Truth. Animal babies Human babies
TRUE STORY. This is my life.
So true! I laughed out loud
Giggle, Quotes, I M Awake, Truth, Funny, Morning Person, So True, Things
OH my freaking god so true! don't ask me to do things for at least an hour after I'm "awake" lol!
So true! Except my quote would say 5 a.m. I hate 5 a.m. no matter what time I go to bed.
"Wow, I'm surprised you're awake." Liam smiled as I stared distantly at the tv. He walked over and softly planted a kiss on my forehead. I turned him to see him bright eyes and awake. "You want to go on a patrol?" He asked and I raised an eyebrow at him. "Just because I'm awake at 8am doesn't mean I'm ready to do things." I frowned he gave me a laugh. "Oh, fine then. I was going to offer to take you for breakfast, but if you're not ready-" he teased a jumped to my feet. "Let's go!"
Just because I'm awake at 8 am doesn't mean I'm ready to do things. #Quotes #Motivation
So true! My mom makes me work when I get up.. I'm not a morning person!
Not a morning person.... Ain't dat the truth... Lol
It doesn't mean I'm ready to do things! #funny
Lol so true... I am not a morning person!!
So True! I'm not a morning person.
Giggle, Truth, My Life, Target, Funny Stuff, So True, Funnies
So funny and so true! Story of my life; about to go to Target now, better make my list so my eyes don't wander, though they prob. will
So true! Omg this is seriously the story of my life. To the point where I won't allow myself to go to target!
Funny progression, and so true : I go to Target and say "we need one thing" and then I walk out with a cart full of stuff I need
Omigosh, this is so true! HAHA! Target is the $100 store! You walk in for one thing and come out at least $100 poorer
this made me laugh! I have never gone into Target for the 2 things on my list. The place is evil!
How Target works. this makes me giggle every time
Funny but so true!!! Just Need One Thing from Target
target truth. this is hilarious! and so true.
Giggle, Planned Spontaneity, Quotes, So True, Carefully Planned, Capricorn, Totally Me, Adore Spontaneity
Haha, this is totally me. My husband sent this to me and it made me laugh. "I adore spontaneity, providing it is carefully planned."
carefully planned spontaneity - it's my favorite style. http://www.lovewellblog.com/2012/07/planned-spontaneity.html
Capricorn: I adore spontaneity, providing it is carefully planned. ... exactly ;)
"I adore spontaneity, providing it is carefully planned." #quotes
Totally me. Nothing like a little carefully planned spontaneity.
Nothing more fun than carefully planned spontaneity.
carefully planned spontaneity. so true
Made me giggle, it's kind of me ;)
Carefully planned spontaneity
Quotes, Fuck, Truth, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Humor, Things
Ha ha! Good comeback. Obviously not for you since you have the capability to not swear like a sailor. Unlike me. Fuck.
I don't trust people that don't swear. How the fuck can you stub your toe or hit your finger with a hammer and not lose your shit?
Love this. Hate it when people say Girls are ugly when they swear. Well fuck you very much
Swearing is unatrractive. I'm not atrractive anyway so fuck od. #quote #funny but true
Because being attractive is the only thing worthwhile, right?
Well I don't actually swear but it made me laugh
Friday humour! #swearing #fun #funny #humor
E Card, Truth, Quote, Funny Stuff, So True, Ecards, Phones
so true. I lost my phone in New York and it was on silent....never saw it again and had to pay like a million dollars for a new one, it's sad how much we rely on technology
Free, Reminders Ecard: I dont always lose my phone... but when I do, it's always on silent
I dont always lose my phone... but when I do, it's always on silent | Reminders Ecard
This is true enough that after I stopped laughing I immediately looked for my phone
Change the quote to "I ALWAYS lose my phone and it is always on silent."
losing my phone when its on silent #funny #ecards. This is a fact
True story- except i always do loose my phone and its on silent
E cards know me so well
Truth. So true
Bad Mood Humor, Giggle, E Card, Funny But True, My Life, Bad Mood Ecards, Totally Me, Girl Problems, Introvert Humor
Sigh. Over-analyzing... the struggle is real. I have to stop my crazy train of discontented thought and remind myself of all the ways God has blessed me and how He's got a fantastic plan for my life. It works every time! :)
I think too much and then I pit myself in a bad mood. #ecards // all too often.
everytime. @ all the women in my life... Lol
makes me giggle and then tear a lil
For real!!! Totally me
Story of my life!!!
not funny but true
E cards. Humor
Ecard Humor, Someecards College, College Students, College Life, Someecards Work, Ecards Humor, Church Activities, Funny Work Quotes, Deciding Factor
This is totally me! Especially now that I'm a poor and starving college student! ;)
this really is the deciding factor to many of my life decisions...
This is the deciding factor for me to go to something
Totally me and church activities! :-) lol
every college student can relate
true life i'm a college student
classic college student
The deciding factor...
this might be a little true…
Life, Quotes, Truth, So True, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies
Wow Man somebody just described me PERFECTLY!!!! DUDE! #love #humor #sarcasm #funny #life #love #perspective #quotes #dryhumor #smile #laughter #joy Chic.St Sense of Humor <3
Story of my life! I say some sarcastic thing and said person just laughs and tells me I'm funny. All I think is "that wasn't a joke...", Go To www.likegossip.com to get more Gossip News!
34 Funny Quotes about Life (Slightly Sarcastic) - Clicky Pix #love #humor #sarcasm #funny #life #love #perspective #quotes #dryhumor #smile #laughter #joy Chic.St Sense of Humor <3
Some truth to this. I say what I mean. I'm not s bakery, I don't sugar coat things.
34 Funny Quotes about Life (Slightly Sarcastic)my husbnd laughs then im angry
funny quotes and sayings about life - Google Search@Hahaaaaa so true ! ;-)
True Story check it out: rstyle.me/...
Box Sign, Kathy, Ideas, Signs, Cleaning, Boxes, Primitives, Quirky Charm
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Add a dash of quirky charm to your décor with a rustic box sign that states, "My idea of cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places." 4" x 5" x 1 3/4". Wood/paper. By Primitives by Kathy; imported.
PRIMITIVES BY KATHY 'My Idea of Cleaning' Box Sign available at #Nordstrom
My idea of cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places
The kids every time they have to clean lol
....this isn't classed as cleaning?
Remember This, Inspiration, Quotes, Truth, My Life, Thought, So True, Don T
happy thoughts http://www.positivewordsthatstartwith.com/ Image detail for -Nice Quotes for life | Positive Thinking - Inspirational Quotes ... Great advice lol
I need to apply this more in my life. :-) | Inspirational Quotes https://www.mythirtyone.com/RachelM31/
i give it over to you | don t you love this quote its so true your mind has a way of going ...
Don't over think. Don't stress. Thoughts become things. #truth #quotes #quoteoftheday
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Truth! I need to apply this more in my life. :-) | Inspirational Quotes
I need to remember this quote for every second of my life. lol
Calm quotes inspirational so true
Quotes and thoughts to live by
I'm serious! i hate voicemails so much, and the operator takes forever to list off the entire date, time, and phone number. and if you have any saved msgs, you have to go thru them first. i leave them on my phone for days. then i swear three more people will leave one. i need to figure out how to change my voicemail so they know i will hold a grudge!! rrgh.
Hate Listening, Hate Talking, Hate Checking, My Life, Outgoing Message, So True, Leave Me, People Leave
Ugh I hate it when people leave me voice mails ... That's what texting was invented for. If I didn't answer when u called I do NOT want to listen to your voice. Now now and definitely not later. Just hang up and text me
HATE when people leave me voicemails about something that couldve been text'd
I wish I could leave this as my voicemail. I hate listening to messages.
So true! Why do I hate checking voicemail so much? Haha.
I seriously might leave this on my outgoing message!
story of my life. i never listen to voicemails.
seriously HATE when people leave me voicemails
hate talking on the phone
Cats, Hello, Catlady, Funny, Crazy Cat, Kitty, Lize Meddings, Animal, Cat Lady
And I can't just say hello. I have to pet it. And make it my friend. This goes for all animals, really, but especially kitties.
Kitteh Kats. Cat Photos, Cat Gifs, Cat Funny, Kitten pics, lots of Kittens. You know, kitty stuff. Kat, Kot, Katzen, Gatos, Gatitos, кошки, 猫, it' about cats
I have to say hello to every cat. Always. ------ cat lady. animal lover. meow. kittens.
This is so true. And I must stop and pet it...no big deal- I'm going to be a crazy cat lady
Me too! » I Have to Say Hello to Every Cat, Always! » by Lize Meddings on flicker,com
true. I always have to say hello to kitty cats. / illustration / funny / cat lover
"I have to say hello to every cat, always." True. #cat #catlover #catlady
I have to say hello to every cat. Lize Meddings.
Crazy Cat Lady Comic
Sayings, Life, Quotes, Stuff, Truth, Funny, Creative Person, So True, Creative People
So true creative people appear to have a chaotic life style BUT their brain is wired differently than say an accountant . But we need each other in this world.
funny way of describing creative people... yep, funny, but so true for me, too! :)))
If you marry a creative person... quotes. wisdom. advice. life lessons.
Life with a creative person. So true #creative
Life with a creative person. So so true
.creative people So true in my life!
funny stuff.. SO true!
this totally made me laugh LOL
So True, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Humor, Kid
This is one of those things that really isn't very funny but I still laughed a solid 30 seconds about it.
That's Not Legit!!! - funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - #lol #humor #funny
The funny thing about this to me is that when I was younger, I had a TERRIBLE nightmare that didn't make any sense but involved Hubba Bubba gum!
this totally made me laugh LOL__ my boys would freak out if they saw someone eating bubble tape like this!
OMG i cant stop laughing cuz its so TRUE!!!!! You can't eat it like that!!!
That is so funny, this how I use to eat my bubble tape lol
funny thing is when I was a kid I used to do this!
#LOL #Funny #humor
Introverts Unite, Introvert Problems, Alone Time, Truth, My Life, Introvert Quotes, Thought, So True, Bored Quote
Never thought of it in these terms before, but oftentimes this is so true for me!
So Sad, but so TRUE. I LOVE my alone time way too much! Ha
bored quotes 01 #quotes #bestquotes
TRUTH ABOUT MY LIFE ||Confession
So true! I thought of you
So true #introvert problems
So true! Introverts unite!!
Introvert problems. Truth.
Great introvert quote
Quotes, Truth, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies, Ecards, E Cards
What goes around comes around. Seriously. Don't be mad when I pull a you on you. #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
Funny Flirting Ecard: I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone. Will a boy actually do this!
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Funny Flirting Ecard: I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone.
It's funny because that's how things are these days. (:
Haha! I laughed so hard. So true
funny e cards | Ecards Funny
Ha! #funny #truth
its true lol