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Ready to roll? It is entirely possible to make things in your slow cooker that come out looking attractive. This recipe is a fine example, and you also get to smash things on your kitchen counter

Awesome sentiment!

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

Bahaha some daysss!

Mama’s little helper…

Mother's Day means showing mom you really appreciate her with your sense of humor. Give mom a funny e-card this holiday to say thanks for everything mom.

I may not be a mom, but being a nanny has shown me that non of this is an over exaggeration

20 Funniest Pinterest Mom Quotes & Pins

this is my life.Gosh,all Moms are amazing. They have to put up with their crazy kids. My Mom must be like SuperMom if she can put up with someone like me.

wine how classy people get shit faced

keep telling yourself that--it's also the drink of choice for many homeless people, hence the term "wino" for a homeless alcoholic. i'd rethink the whole "classy" part.

As I do more laundry

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy. Put on a sign in the laundry room!

I had a small one last night, but I had to pull it together because the holidays are approaching, and that means socializing with friends and relatives, baking and cooking and shopping and...  oh, lordy. I can't wait until after Christmas when I can have a really good long breakdown in seclusion. Come on January.

I Dont Have Time for the Nervous Breakdown That I Deserve

I Dont Have Time for the Nervous Breakdown That I Deserve! My life this semester.

The new titles match the cover art perfectly. A little too perfectly. | Someone Is Photoshopping Kids Books And The Results Are Hilarious

The new titles match the cover art perfectly. A little too perfectly.

@Heather Dawson and @Mac Bales? @Melissa Gruler and @Amber?

Napkins - Anne Taintor Drunk and Disorderly Funny Cocktail Beverage -- me and my BFF.

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