Shhh! Can you hear that? That's the sound of alcohol calling your name!

Funny Confession Ecard: I could really use a hug from something alcohol-based right now.

When am I not at target

Oh so true


Honey, just pull the wine bag out of the box and stick a straw in it. I'll call it an adult capri-sun.

Hmmm...or maybe Claire is texting me the same thing I am thinking : )

I'm confused too!


I do this every week

haha. So true.


I feel like too many of my conversations start with this when my friends point out "good looking guys"



Every. Single. Time lol


Some days

Drinking rum before 10a.m. makes you a pirate NOT an alcoholic.

Funny Breakup Ecard: This has been great, but I think Ill go back to doing whatever I want all the time.

i do this way too much...whoops!