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    Shhh! Can you hear that? That's the sound of alcohol calling your name!

    Wasting your life drinking? Alcohol won't give you a real hug but taking back control with Ailsa Frank hypnotherapy will make you feel whole again

    Oh so true

    Dear Alcohol, We had a deal that you would make me prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I saw the video, We need to talk.

    So I've been trying this new thing called 'not being a bitch.' It doesn't seem to be working.

    hahahahahaha

    i do this way too much...whoops!

    it's true

    Veronica Ollier

    Sounds about right.

    Ha!

    Doesn't sound too bad at all

    so true. lol

    lol

    I feel like too many of my conversations start with this when my friends point out "good looking guys"

    Im against recycling because it makes me look like a huge alcoholic to my garbage man.

    Some days are just like that

    Whenever someone calls me ugly...

    Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Well aren't you just a fun little lollipop triple dipped in psycho.... Hahahahaha I so know people this reminds me of!!

    Bwahaha! Seems to be the way it goes...

    Funny Breakup Ecard: This has been great, but I think Ill go back to doing whatever I want all the time.