If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.

If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.

Thank you for sending me to time out. I really thought about what I'd done wrong and constructed a plan for better future behavior. Said no child ever. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

Thank you for sending me to time out. I really thought about what I'd done wrong and constructed a plan for better future behavior. Said no child ever. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.

Funny Confession Ecard: FYI: That picture you just took of yourself and uploaded to Facebook looks just like the one you took yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that.

Funny Confession Ecard: FYI: That picture you just took of yourself and uploaded to Facebook looks just like the one you took yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that.

men think it's a woman's fantasy to find the perfect man. every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.

men think it's a woman's fantasy to find the perfect man. every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.

Or close friends. Or dating... I want a relationship like this... lol

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