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Hmm, yeah.

The story of my life. // I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Hahahahaha!

I am already disturbed, please come in - Funny sign on door is kinda creepy.

Baahahahaha!

Can I just get a bunch of these made up and hand them out like business cards?

Your ridiculous photos and overly happy statuses aren't fooling anyone!  And you know who you are!

Just calling to remind you that I know you in real life. Remind you of someone?

I snorted.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Adding 'and shit' at the end of a sentence, can make anything sound thug. Example: ' I was playing with my bubbles and shit.

lol.....sometimes I just eat there and avoid all that bullshit!

I+grocery store and Walmart! Hate going shopping. can't+tell+you+the+number+of+times+I've+fantasized+about+running+my+cart+into+the+heels+of+the+stupid+people+that+block+the+aisles+at+the+grocery+store.

And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

only if my patience wasn't so thin! I'll pretty much be nonexistent lol

Funny quote. Pardon the language, it's funny, but I can't do anything about the language

Why is patience a virtue? wombatarama Why is patience a virtue? Why is patience a virtue?

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