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That awkward moment when you have a better chance at finding Waldo then a boyfriend.(well, I have a Waldo tattoo & a boyfriend, so I think this doesn't apply to me)

Single or Taken?

From now on I'm calling myself the White Crayon. "Hey are you hungry?" "The White Crayon is always hungry." "The White Crayon enjoys Taco Bell." - The White Crayon (formerly known as Brook)

Lol this reminded me of you!!!!  You know those moments we get chocked on to say because we're laughing about it first =D

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

my sister will do this at her own jokes. Then in between laughing she tells us to stop making her laugh.

Laughing so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal - lolsotrue

this is so true funny

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This happens to me at evaluation every year. lol

That awkward moment when someone asks you to tell more about yourself, and you're like OH GOD, WHO AM I?

cruel jokes. cruel. attractive person: hi. me: WHERE'S THE CAMERA WAHT ARE YOU DOING IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION *has anxiety attack*<<<when this dude I liked came up to me and we have know each other for like 2-3years but only see each other in the summer he started to ask me out and I asked him if it was a dare.

Seriously though, they say hi and i curl up in my little shell and think to myself i am a potato why are you talking to a potato is this some sort of sick joke?

pretty much...

"I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.so me.

As I am about to tear these biscuits a new asshole...

bread won´t make you fat. There are a lot of nice "boys". You don´t need more hours (even it would be nice) but prioritze to what you spent your time.

I never said I hated you

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.