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Seriously we get it. You are conceited! Stop posting so many pictures!

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

ecard: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes. (So it is possible to read in sarcasm.

things that make you go hhmmm....

SO DAMN TRUE! My husband sister! 3 kids, on food stamps & works at a gas station, lol! She's only But no matter what she'll manage to get some ridiculous new tattoo, lol!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm changing my name to 'Nobody' on Facebook, so when I see stupid crap people post, I can like it and it will say 'Nobody likes this'.

So bitchy, so funny! "Im changing my name to 'Nobody' on fb so when i see stupid crap ppl post.

Or any selfie in a mirror with your cell phone also pictured.

Funny Reminders Ecard: You may not want to see a bunch of pics of my kids on FB but, I'm not fond of all the pics you take of yourself in a mirror of a dirty bathroom either.

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to  .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

When I get old, I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up!

Thank you for sending me to time out. I really thought about what I'd done wrong and constructed a plan for better future behavior. Said no child ever. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

My kid doesn't even need 'time outs' because we raised him to understand you respect your elders.this is why 'time out' never works LoL

lol no one wants to hear how much he/she does for you & how much you love them EVERY SINGLE DAY. Get a hobby.

haha oops lmbo i was so guilty.lol til he deleted fb.i seriously think maybe he blocked me;D bahahahahaha Thank God no one punched me in the face.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them! -- so us haha

She said, 'That's a lot of money to spend on a purse!' It was then that I knew we could never be friends.

bwahahahhaaaa LOVE THIS:) Not too many people understand my Coach purse addiction!

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