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So true, not telling someone they're insane and punching them in the face doesn't make me fake it means I'm an adult, who handles things with maturity vs stomping my feet, making something out of nothing and letting other people handle my problems

You misunderstand and get offended... then you expect ME to apologize. Someone slept in and missed GROW UP class.   #Deborah Tindle  #Deborah Lee Tindle

You misunderstand and get offended. then you expect ME to apologize. Someone slept in and missed GROW UP class. Tindle Lee Tindle - I don't expect you to apologise. I'm definitely not offended.

Housework

I thought this was a great post and it really spoke to my heart about not letting your clean house become an idol. :-) Housekeeping Matters: 5 Habits that Help. Tom is my housewife and I notice that he does it

you nasty bitch

Some people are so pathetic & delusional they aren't even worth your thoughts or words.

I would like to show them what a real bitch is....

I'm tired of being the better person. One day, I'd like to be the b***h that they claim I am. This is SO true!

Yep, that's me. I can't help it.

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.

I'd rather be someone who sticks up for herself rather than being controlled & let people think they can walk all over me!! They should know better by now, silly simple minds. If that makes me a bitch, then I'll take it!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I get called a Bitch quite often. What I don't get called is a pushover, stupid, sweetheart, or a doormat. Works for me.

always the victim.... boo fucking hoo

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

Exactly!

Why do all sarcastic and insensitive e-cards depict my life so perfectly. And hilarious.

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