Ah sweet memories...We've all had the misfortune of having to deal with an adult who never matured beyond high school. Why don't you try behaving like a grown up for once instead of projecting your emotional immaturity and jealousy on other people?
They say money can't buy happiness, but it sure would bring some comfort. With a billion, I could help so many people. And spend the rest of my life traveling. Hopefully I can soon do both in real life, even without the billion.