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After all that shit you talk...I don't know whether to offer you a breath mint or some toilet paper!!!!

After all that shit you talk.I don't know whether to offer you a breath mint or some toilet paper!


Oh how I wish sarcasm burned calories! I'd be so wonderfully skinny! If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half of an Olsen twin.

This is definitely accurate

Funny Baby Ecard: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 55 Pics

Funny Confession Ecard: Curling irons have a warning tag that says 'For external use only.' Which one of you sick people made that necessary?

Dont judge me until youve walked a mile in my shoes. And by walked I mean sat on my couch watching tv.

~ I almost had an 'I need a guy moment' but then I was able to get the vodka open. or Jameson in my case :)

#truth #specialkindoffriendship #squad

Love my work friends! Nothing is better than having a great friend like you at work to vent and bitch with, to make our day go by a little faster.

Not that I don't like William, but this is hilarious!

Royal burn…

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