So my new job is in an office building - my company has a suite on the seventh floor so I take the elevator a lot and the only people I know in the building are the folks that work in my small company.

Let's have a staff meeting and discuss the things that must happen but will never actually end up happening. #butthatsnoneofmybuisinesstho

Let's have a staff meeting and discuss the things that must happen but will never actually end up happening. #butthatsnoneofmybuisinesstho

EXCUSE ME, I'm a bitch on a mission. | "Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people in the grocery store." -Unknown

The Best Funny Quotes For Sarcastic Women Who Are SO DONE

EXCUSE ME, I'm a bitch on a mission. | "Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people in the grocery store." -Unknown

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

That annoying moment when you pull up to work and it isn't engulfed in flames.

That annoying moment when you pull up to work and it isn't engulfed in flames.

it's five o'clock somewhere, but it's three o'clock here and i want to die - Google Search

it's five o'clock somewhere, but it's three o'clock here and i want to die - Google Search

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