Giggle, Toy Story, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Disney, Snakes, Boots
I will always be Yours hon! Whatcha up to? I miss being together and talking for real hon this really sucks! I miss our old conversations when we could just talk about anything we wanted whether serious or random funny stuff lol. I can't wait to be with You
OMG..... I TOTALLY GET IT.... IN TOY STORY 2 WOODYS CATCH FRASE IS " THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT!"
There's a snake in mah boot. I don't really know if I am terrified or if I think this is funny!
I think I'd die if there was "a snake in my boot!" I hate snakes but this is too funny
This is funny, but I would crap myself if there really was a snake in my boots!
There's a snake in my boot! Maahhh ....I laughed far too hard at this, lol
"There's a Snake in my Boot!" (Toy Story) (Disney)
"There's a snake in my boot!" Funny :)
There's s snake in my boot! Lol
oh no. lol
Giggle, My Husband, Cutting Board, Funny Stuff, Humor, Kitchen, So Funny
I would melt a cutting board to my stove... This is so funny! I would hang this in my kitchen as a conversation piece, too!
Gosh I've got the giggles. This made me laugh so much. Tristan would totally do that. @teresaConradt uh oh I got the giggles I need the toilet!!!!!
Sad thing is I almost melted a plastic bowl and a cutting board to my stove. I blame it on tiny kitchen and not enough prep space lol
I have burned many things in the kitchen most of them food but this one is the funniest I have seen in a while.
lol - i am constantly finding things like this in our kitchen. sometimes the hubby doesn't quite understand cause and effect.
Sometimes you have to laugh at yourself. I have melted 2 things on the stove this week. *facepalm*
My husband said he'd just laugh if I did this, my place is not in the kitchen
Reason guys stay out of the Kitchen funny humor
Camping, Quote, Truth, Anne Taintor, So True, Funny Stuff
Funny! THIS IS MY PROPER MOTHER WHO WENT CAMPING ONLY ONCE WITH US!!!!! IT IS NOT HER THING! PERSONALLY I LOVE BEING OUTSIDE CAMPING WITH MY CREW!
I love these quotes and 50's photos from Anne Taintor. I agree too...I LOVE not camping. :)
Magnets from Anne Taintor: I love not camping. Ain't that the truth.
I love these quotes and 50's photos from Anne Taintor - hee hee
Even though I love camping this makes me laugh out loud.
I love not camping -- I just HAD to pin this, so true!
I love not camping card by Anne Taintor and so true.
Magnets from Anne Taintor: "I love not camping"
I love not camping #quotes #funny #grownups
THIS IS MY LIFE!!!!! Especially the last one!
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I was busting up laughing after I read this, cause the sad truth is all of these are true!! It doesn't get much better then this.
THIS IS MY LIFE!!!!!!!! Pretty much all of it is true, even the 'Sup' head nod. I laughed so hard when I read the next line and realized that I was doing it right then. :)
Laugh until someone gets hurts....how violently are you laughing that some gets jnjured, This is so incredibly true that it's actually creepy
The first and last one aren't true for me but everything else is so true I laughed
This is so true it's scary! I did the head nod then laughed for like 3 minutes(:
Literally my life I can relate to every single thing😂
So true its scary.. All teenager posts in one!!
OMG! I'm laughing because this is so true
Backseat Drivers, Quote, Drivers License, Driver'S License, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies
funny, they gave my kids backseat driver's licenses, too, and they're barely out of preschool.
Just so you know I renewed my backseat -driver's licence! - vintage retro funny quote.
Yep! I am not the back seat driver in our family, this made me laugh though
Just so you know I renewed my backseat -driver's license! That's right!!!
backseat drivers license... not mentioning who this is for!!!
backseat drivers license, reminds me of my mom and dad, lol
one day i hope to get my class 1 backseat drivers license.
#humor #funny #lol
Most of the time...
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I just dont know why this one made me laugh so much. The others gave me a closed mouth laugh but this I guess just hits my funny bone!
I'm Introverting.... Can I PLEASE get this as a 8 foot sign to hang on my bedroom door so the extroverts will have a warning? no...? oh, okay....
I thought this was kind of funny but it contains a lot of truth. I enjoy my time alone because it is a time I can sit back and just relax and be with my thoughts. Its a time where I can reminisce about life and everything that is going on in it because right now life is on the move. I need to take a break from everything and everyone once in awhile so I can just stop and look at life before it is out of reach.
I need a t-shirt or a sign that says this. It's a harsh truth, but it's true.
I'm introverting..should make a sign I can hang on my bedroom door.
I need a giant poster of this on my bedroom door... And a t- shirt
I think I need to make this into a sign for my bedroom door...
I NEED THIS MADE INTO A SIGN TO PUT UP ONTO MY BEDROOM DOOR!
Thoughts, Quotes, Truth, My Life, Thought Process, Funny, So True
Usually the sub thoughts are mostly made up of a movie or song quote that contains a word or phrase for the original thought. And at that point each of those need their own graphs for the madness that ensues.
YES! so true. especially the one about the thought process!! I seriously have that thought weirdly often...
I have no idea where to pin this, it's inspirational, funny, true, words -- all of it, awesome -- thought process
Wonderful thing: A zany mind! My thought process is not linear and I love it. Everybody's nuts. We should all just embrace the crazy.
This explains exactly how my thought process works!- Now Michael always says he has one thought or none... must be a man thing?
My thought processes, FINALLY there is a diagram that displays why I am not the best at communicating!!diagnosed with it because this is legit my mind and it usually goes along with constant moving around. I can also be hurtful or crazy or really sweet or funny at any given moment without even knowing it. And that's just another joy of being me.
My thoughts exactly! ^^Hehe. My 'thoughts' exactly. I laughed.
Story of my life. Or my thought process, really.
The truth about the thought process
Feel old yet?...lol
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Feel old yet? Because I do!!! I remember watching all of this stuff!! Oh childhood how I missed you!
More "make you feel old" stuff. I actually didn't believe the Home Alone one so I had to IMDB it. How was I only 1 year old when that movie came out?
Movies and tv shows from way back when. It is crazy to think that they came out or started so long ago. I think I am getting old, but always will be young at heart. ;)
feel old yet? oohhhhh im sooo old #nineties #nostalgia #throwback #homealone #spongebob #1990s #90schildhood #memories #1980schild #childhood
a few good ones are missing, but this is my childhood! like... i still love all these shows & movies. Will i ever grow up? nope :)
I was 4 when "Spongebob" aired, I was 2 when "Pokemon" aired and when "Space Jams" came out in theaters. I was 1 when "Arthur" aired. I was a baby when "A Goofy Movie" and "Dexter's Lab" came out and aired. I wasn't even born yet when "Lion King", "Power Rangers" and "Home Alone" came out. I'm younger than 50% of the movies listed and I've just reached a WHOLE new level of "feeling old"!... WAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
I feel so incredibly old now. I'm older than almost all of these shows and movies! D:
I feel so old now..this is kind of crazy and funny at the same time!
LOVED being a 90s kid but.. damn i feel old now
Did fucking heroine chic, crazy assed Amy Winehouse really coin this lovely gem? I should give her more credit.
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Laughed out loud, literally! and I sounded just like my dad lol I'm sorry but this shit is funny lol
Oh this is sooooo something I say!!!! #zachary #fuckery #funny #quotes .... Then a big smile and I solve the fuckery :)
2013/05/16 20:30:27: Fuck u 2013/05/16 20:30:31: Fuck ur life 2013/05/16 20:30:41:Get the fuck out of my life 2013/05/16 20:30:41: Fuck u 2013/05/16 20:30:49: Do not ever talk to me again 2013/05/16 20:30:57: Do not ever touch me again 2013/05/16 20:31:18: Do not ever again imagine that h have a say on my time 2013/05/16 20:31:23: Leave me the fuck alone
What kind of fuckery is this? / fuck / wise words / truth / quote
fuckery is one of my all time favorite word.... DM
Oh, how many times I quote Amy Winehouse.
50 shades of fucked up
New favorite phrase!!
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Funny Encouragement Ecard: If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.
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My husband's favorite quote for me... he loves this one.
jennifer, this is your quote to me. LOL
Haha.. True wife quotes. :)
Funny Encouragement Ecard:
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HAHAHA - maybe not 95% but I'd say a good deal of decisions are swayed by the color, the smell or if it's pretty. :)
95% of the decisions In my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it's pretty or if it smells good
95% of the decisions in my life are based on whether I like the color of something, it it is pretty, or if it smells good. (Guilty! haha)
so true, I almost bought a very sparkly, pink notebook at Best Buy tonight based on this very rule....
~ 95% of the decisions in my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good.
Buy colorful, pretty, sweet-smelling* outfits at my store: www.stores.ebay.com/dressredress (*washed, steamed and ready to wear)
I admit that's true but my decisions were all still correct. Well except one but the divorce solved that!!!! LoL'ing!!!!
Free, Confession Ecard: 95% of the decisions in my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good.
"95% of the decisions in my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good."
Haha so true!
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I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day. - I thought I was the only one...
I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day. #quotes But seriously, I know this is a joke...I have this fear.
I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day # Shoe quotes
irrational fear, but it's so true - I have too few good outfits. . .
Irrational fear of wasting a good outfit. ....so true! :)
story of my life. just a good laugh, cause it's so true!
truth. Every day of my life I think this!
Haha so true! Story of my life
:) Poor puppy
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I have no idea why, but I beleive if you were to be reincarnated into a dog, this would be you. And I can't stop giggling.
All dog owners! This is one of the greatest things I have ever heard/read in my life! Hilarious!!!!!
It looks like that's exactly what he's thinking. HILARIOUS. We have all done this to our dogs and think it is funny.... evidently, they do not! LOL
I should probably stop doing this to my dogs! @Taylor Prescott sorry but i found this fucking hilarious!
This made me laugh.. I have done this so many times, to so many dogs!
I guess this is what my dog thinks... So funny........
Animals make the best facial expressions.
This dog's face is hilarious.
Most funny stuff!
I LOVE THIS!!
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truth The Party Goddess! Marley Majcher ThePartyGoddess.com #quote #sarcasm #profanity #humor #funny #lol #vintage
3 languages; not sure I'm proficient in profanity, but I guess I can hold my own. Just thought this was too funny!
I know most people would tell me to clean up my act, or at least not admit to this, but it's who I am (for now).. I guess I also speak another language: the Truth!
Lol you're so delusional. It's so pathetic how you still think all those things when literally none of it is true. But it's cool bro. I don't need to impress you or be liked by anyone on your whore side of the tracks. I have the truth and my dignity on my side and all you have is a pathetic life and marriage to a total and complete lying douche. Is that why none of his friends stuck around? Cuz handling two of you is too much? Thank you for making me laugh though.
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Just some funny stuff that makes me laugh!
Language Proficiency? #humor #lol #funny
So true, sarcasm is my first language
This just made me giggle
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ahaha you fancy huh? @Roxanne Mula @Nolan Pearson @Paige Turner @Malia Bowman
oh you fancy, huh? lmao another one for sherlz!
yes it is!! you fancy, huh??
haha you fancy huh?!
yep some fancy shit
Oh fancy, huh? :)
You fancy huh?
yes I know. no intervention is necessary. it means I'm taking it easy, which everyone is telling me to do, including my pregnant body. those that know me well know i over do it every day and pinterest has kept me on the couch with my ipad instead over doing it. nothing else has been able to do that.
Pinterest quotes, pinterest funny, pinterest humor ...
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soon, very soon...
Not Enough, Nursing Students, Finals Week, My Life, Make Time, So True, Nursing Schools, No Time, Good Times
No time. good thing I know how to multi-task!
scheduled breakdowns = my life #premedprobs
Nursing Student Meltdown! :P 1 week in....
not enough hours in the day... So me lol
when is a good time for that....
Can't even make time for that!
So true for my life right now
True story. haha finals week
Bahahahahaha I can't stop laughing!!