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Bat shit crazy.

I am officially proficient a diagnosing bat shit crazy. Actually pretty much every patient and their family member is this.

....I have been to 10 specialists, had numerous tests and no one can diagnose me, what do you think it is?

Most of the time I don't mind too much:). I try to remember that sometimes I call my nurse friends and ask them questions I already know the answer to just because when it comes to your own kids or yourself you become instantly stupid.

Or that I didn't give you the pain Rx in time.  This is when asked what level you pain is "10", while talking on your cell phone complaining about the nursing staff...........for Sam!

Or that I didn't give you the pain Rx in time. This is when asked what level you pain is while talking on your cell phone complaining about the nursing staff

Except for pedi pts...of course.

I haven't charted a true respiratory rate since nursing school. Oh so true

Hmmm...

Or who ordered the original prescription? Or what your dose is? I'm shocked. Sounds like everyday at our job.

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eCards for Nurses

Be nice to your nurse. She's the only heart your doctor has.Sadly true in many cases.

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Nursing jokes

Be nice to me.I may be your nurse someday. Remember, catheters and needles come in sizes that I choose.

I just LOLed

Nursing eCard: "Omg, there is blood in your IV tubing? This is a sign of imminent death! Just be patient while I get a lifesaving flush, okay?

I could use a mani after every shift!

95 Funny Nursing eCards and Memes

Having dry cracked hands from constantly washing them is the only downfall to my job.

Why would I want to do that NURSE?

Why would I want to do that NURSE?

Nurses - helping to keep you just a touch less dead. The mission of a nurse to keep the patients a touch less dead

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