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Don't think too much. you'll create a problem that wasn't even there in the first place. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

Why is that? We call this "restaurant style" and it is a MUST for any cooked sandwich, like grilled cheese or a Monte Cristo

OMG this is effin true especially a grilled cheese. It's not a grilled cheese til it's cut diagonally. THIS is a true story!

If you send Mickey and Minnie Mouse an invitation to your wedding they’ll send you back an autographed photo and a ‘Just Married’ button? Also, if you send Cinderella and Prince Charming an invitation, you’ll get an autographed congratulatory certificate. Here are the addresses: Micky & Minnie The Walt Disney Company 500 South Buena Vista Street Burbank, California 91521 Cinderella and Prince Charming P.O. Box 1000 Lake Buena Vista, Florida 32830

the addresses: Micky & Minnie The Walt Disney Company 500 South Buena Vista Street Burbank, California 91521 Cinderella and Prince Charming P. Box 1000 Lake Buena Vista, Florida 32830 - receive a congratulations from Disney

I burst out laughing in the hairdresser when I read this...  Quotes A Day- Funny Singing Quote

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?

I think I will print this on a t-shirt, I have several places I would like to wear it!

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I think sarcasm is the defense against drama, bullshit and stupidity. Being a smartass is a defense against people who don't get sarcasm.

I should really write this shit down...

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

You definitely should NOT have googled your symptoms. | 17 Admittedly Pathetic Thoughts Everyone With A Cold Has Definitely Had #lol #sick #webmd

17 Admittedly Pathetic Thoughts Everyone With A Cold Has Definitely Had

Funny pictures about WebMD definition. Oh, and cool pics about WebMD definition. Also, WebMD definition photos.

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Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna kill- ahh damn! She's under a blanket.

all day....and it's 7:06pm... And right before I saw this pin, I was trying to talk myself into changing clothes and go to the grocery store... at 30, can you go places in pajamas?

funny quote, hahaha the moment I get home from work on goes the pjs :)

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