I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

Your children while they clean their room: 1%cleaning 30%complaining 69%playing with stuff they just found.

Your children while they clean their room: 1%cleaning 30%complaining 69%playing with stuff they just found.

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I've had salmonella... hospitalized for a week. I thought I was going to die, literally. I still eat the batter.

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I've had salmonella... hospitalized for a week. I thought I was going to die, literally. I still eat the batter.

Yep! This happens EVERYTIME it rains, snows, the wind blows, it's too cold, it's…

Yep! This happens EVERYTIME it rains, snows, the wind blows, it's too cold, it's…

I can only bite my tongue for so long!! One of these days something completely absurd is gonna slip out of your egotistic self righteous mouth and im gonna let you have it!!!

I can only bite my tongue for so long!! One of these days something completely absurd is gonna slip out of your egotistic self righteous mouth and im gonna let you have it!!!

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