Hey, you there: Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.

Gotta keep it simple so your small ditzy ass brain can get it

Bah! Lend me tell you.

Stepheeen ;)

This made me laugh out loud!

Someone gets it

True.

Love this!! So true, but makes me feel better to know that it is true for so many wives that it became an e-card.

There goes the last fuck I gave

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina. @Angela Keith remind you of anyone?

LOL!

I hate that!!

Asshole gossip

hahahah... I hate it when guys say 'You're so beautiful! How are you single?' ...because I'm fucking crazy, okay?! I'm a fucking lunatic.

I WANT one. Haha, this is just brilliant! |Humor||LOL||Funny pictures||Doormats||Funny doormats||Funny signs|

Too funny!