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Hey, you there: Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.

hahahah... I hate it when guys say 'You're so beautiful! How are you single?' ...because I'm fucking crazy, okay?! I'm a fucking lunatic.

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Funny Confession Ecard: When people ask me what I do for fun since I'm single, I ususally just yell 'WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!' and pimp walk outta there.

I don't mean to be rude, but fuck you and shut up. -- How I feel when someone tells me to stop worrying about not having a baby yet #infertility