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You have a muffin top... but, it's not cute. Nothing about you is cute.
My role as a big sister says a lot about my personality. I am the classic overly worried, responsible, and a little boring older child while my sister and best friend, Hanna, is the rebellious, creative and comedic one. Being two years about caused a lot of "you are wearing my shirt" and "no you can't come to this party" fights in high school, but we managed to come out of it all as best friends. She means the absolute world to me, and despite our differences, we are two peas in a pod.
So True!!!! and it never ends ... I know cuz I am a little sister with a bossy big sister.
Ha! True story. Remember this Audrey and Jaime. Listen to everything I SAY! hahaha
True story until the little sister grows taller than you. Then it all goes out the window right @Nancy Brisentine
i always sound these things out anyway. so you sound like a dork when you say "lol". that's why i go with "roffle"
Some people will watch a movie to undwind. And some of us just go on Pinterest for 2 hours instead. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I do so many things well, none of which generate income.
When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
They say if you you really want to know a person, look at their pinterest board. I say if you really really want to know a person, check out what they liked. You guys are some kinky bitches, keep up the good work.
I guess I should just stop over-thinking... Or @ least that's what ppl tell me to do. As if I WANT to obsess over everything. Dip shits.
Funny Confession Ecard: We are sisters. If I am mad at someone, you are mad at them too. End of story.
Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to"
I know that wearing an oversized t-shirt does not make me look more skinny, but it does make me feel less fat.
Hon, I know where we keep everythin in the house. I live here, remember? Said no husband ever.
"First of all, ew...." I have started sooo many sentences with that exact saying, lol!
I'll have you know I went into Target looking for two things, and I only came out with eleven.