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me: baby, i can't swim. baby: dude, there was room for jack AND rose. lets be honest, there was room for them both.

seaweed brain ♥, #quotes #words #text #funny #sayings #fillers #phrase #polyvore Right after you read "British Accent" you will read it in a British accent!!!! Lol


Every time.

Every Time as a kid :)


Please hang up and text me.

bloody oath I should

Boys, if you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria's Secret Angels

When your going down the stairs and you think there is one more step than there really is you really do have a mini heart attack :(