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Trust me when I woke up today I had no plans to be brilliant but shit happens. lol :D

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to  .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

When I get old, I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up!

You misunderstand and get offended... then you expect ME to apologize. Someone slept in and missed GROW UP class.   #Deborah Tindle  #Deborah Lee Tindle

You misunderstand, get offended, & then expect ME to apologize. Someone slept in & missed GROW UP class. grow up class!

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Too bad bitching doesn't burn calories. I would be super skinny!

Shaving is literally my worst nightmare.....

Yeah, I’d shave my legs for you. Maybe.

Ecard humor

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.

Finally someone got it right.

male birthcontrol?

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... against tables, floors, walls and ugly people! Lol!!

Laughter / Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN. (against tables, floors, walls and ugly people.

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