Everything in life has the potential to be funny. STOP hating smartasses. Smartasses seize the moment when you are too busy being uptight. LIGHTEN UP. Born with a smirk. Smartass for life.* * And sarcasm rules, too.
Tact: for people who don't understand sarcasm or take themselves too seriously Sarcasm: for people who can read between the lines or don't know how to be serious Face Punch: for people who don't know when to stop being sarcastic