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I am a Mother. (love the one w/the mom on the computer and the kids on top of her.yep, that's about right)

Silence is golden, unless you have a toddler. In that case silence is very, very suspicious

With Vs Without Kids

HIlarious from NickMom! Cleaning with kids vs. cleaning without kids. SO funny because it's true!

Trouble.

When I have a bad day I like to watch I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant to remind myself it could be worse. I could be too dumb to know I have a human growing inside me.

mother's prayer by tina fey

A mothers prayer for realistic people. I heart Tina. Future "maybe" one? xD)children, this is the truth. Anywho this is funny and a nice read also. Go Tina Fey!

My 10 year old can go from “Olympic sprinter on crack” to “DMV employee” in .0333 seconds when we say the words “time to clean up!”

kids are always full of energy until someone says the words "clean up". Then they are so tired. In our house you could also add when someone says "It's time for prayers".

To my daughters

Bwahahahahha LOVE it! lol Dear Daughters, Should I ever learn you've been twerking anywhere, at any time, I will learn to do it myself and make sure I chaperon every single dance you ever go to. except that it is spelled "chaperone.

Please excuse my social awkwardness. I stay at home with a toddler all day.

Funny Apology Ecard: Please excuse my social awkwardness. I stay at home with a toddler all day.

Haha, my mom used to do this...except one night I remember her simply telling me to get a towel and do it myself, haha.

Hey some nights ya just gotta do what ya gotta do.LOL Don't worry you're not the first mom who's ever thrown a towel over the peed-on sheets and gone back to bed. Hallmark The Edge of Motherhood card.

Moms versus dads

Dads think they have this parenting thing figured out. See how differently moms and dads parent, and why our kids need both.

Wow...pretty accurate. Hahaha!!!

So true! Subtract kids and just put my husband in the second picture and it's completely accurate lol

did your mom every say these things to you? I remember some of these and some came from dad...but it's funny!

Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom! Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom! Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom!

I guess Im doing my job, I hear "you're mean!" 387463483 times a day :)

HAHA I hope my kids don't think "I'm mean," though. But Mom vs Grandma. I know my grandma always won that one when I was a kid.

I always hated it when people said that when I had my first one. I honestly don't enjoy cleaning over sleeping...

"Make sure you sleep when baby sleeps." Great advice, should I clean when baby cleans and cook when baby cooks too? -------- some ecards. new mom. no shit sherlock. let me find the time.

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