I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less. Liz Lemon ftw.
Giggle, My Life, I Wish, My Heart, Funny Stuff, So True, Well Said, Liz Lemon, Tina Fey
Tina Fey - "I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less."
Tina Fey. Story of my life!!
Just Tina Fey, funny stuff!
Tina Fey. haha so true.
Oh Tina Fey! giggle!!
Well said, Tina Fey.
more than words...
My Husband, Coffee Coffee, So True, Coffee Quote, Coffee Tea, Coffee Addict
Who knows to bring you coffee without being asked? Tell us how you brew and share other favorite coffee quotes: https://www.facebook.com/mrcoffee/app_528979317169917?ref=ts #MrCoffee #Contest #PinToWin I like to brew a fresh cup with a Keurig, Bold coffee with sweetener and cream.
A Coffee Lover will always love a fellow #CoffeeLover who brings them coffee. The world is perfect like that when #coffee is brewing. ~Me
it's so true. My husband brings me coffee in bed every morning...he has done this for 44 yrs. :-) xoxo D.
So true!! I love it when my husband suprises me with a cup from Tim Hortons on his way home from work! So addicted! lol
<3 so true! Confession of a true coffee addict
Oh so true! My husband does this for me 😉
This is oh so true! #coffeelove
coffee coffee coffee
Coffee, tea or me?
if you played this game...
Panic Attack, Heart Attack, Giggle, Scary Thing, Remember This, Childhood Memories, Funny Stuff, So True, 90S
This is so true, I remember playing this in daycare and having near-heart attacks when the timer went off...
Haha so true. Which is why really fat kids shouldn't play this...they might have a heart attack. Lol That was kinda wrong I know....
So true. My little cousins play it a lot and I have a heart attack everytime
Childhood memories This is so true and definitely relates to me as a kid
If you have played this game you know what fear is. Hahahaha, so true!!
Perfection-giving small children massive anxiety problems since the 90s
So true. Hahaha!!! I totally remember this game. I hated it.
the most freakin scary thing in the world
So true! Panic attack time!
hahaha, so true!
Sooo True, Granola Bars, Soooo True, Funny Stuff, Nature Valley, It S True, True Stories, Haha So True
Hahaha!! Sooo true! Love my nature valley crunch but damn those crumbs!
nature's valley granola bars: aka fucking crumbs everywhere.
True story. But I hate how there's a swear word in it.
True story .... sometimes the f-word is relevant.
Nature valley bar soooo true!
Haha so true of granola bars
nature valley, true story
true story, @Linda Anglin
Disney Movies, Ecard Disney, Sooooo True, Enchanted Movie Quotes, Disney Cruise/Plan, Disney Ecards, Disney Worlds
The average 6 year old can't say they were around when the best disney movies came out.
because the average 6 year old has no idea how awesome the original disney movies are!
guilty. I like Disney more than the average 6 year old too, but I'm all grown up!!!
This is how I feel about myself! I am so addicted to Disney movies.
"Sorry I like Disney movies more than the average six year old"
I like Disney World more than the average 6 year old!
disney (ecard,disney) yup ! thats me !
literally my life story
Teenager Post, Giggle, Relatable Post, Truth, So True, Funny Stuff, Hate Spiders, True Stories
I usually let the spider out of my room before I lose it and when I lose I'm just like "you bite me spider and I will end you" it never does.: Quotes, Relatable Posts, Truth, Funny Stuff, So True, Hate Spiders, Room
This is so true!!!! I laugh at this now, but the next time I see a spider, this will be running through my head...
So True! I hate spiders. I would not go to sleep.
OMG! This is so TRUE! I hate spiders!!!
I giggled but it's a terrifying truth
Ewwww,...So True!! (i hate spiders)
So true! I hate spiders! @Jaimie C
True story!! Hate spiders
sooooo true!!!! #lol
Giggle, Truth, My Life, Can T Find, Funny Stuff, So True, True Stories, Regret Leaving
I regret leaving my phone on silent when I can’t find it FOLLOW SAYING IMAGES FOR MORE INSPIRED IMAGES & QUOTES
I regret leaving my phone on 'silent' when I can't find it. // Life truth.
Laughs - I regret leaving my phone on 'Silent' when I can;t find it.
So true I lose my phone so much LOL
So true I do this all the time!
this is my life all the time!!
Every day of my life.
story of my life
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Shit Ton, Crap Ton, Funny Stuff, So True, Shit Load, Metric Shit, True Stories, It S True
Shit ton, crap ton, ass load, etc. these are all legal units of measurement for an environmental engineer.
Always the best way to describe something. Or a metric shit ton for all you on that system.
There's also crap-ton & fuck-ton which are clearly different units of measurement...lol
Although I sometimes use 'crap ton' instead, and in extreme cases it's a 'fuck ton'.
TRUE STORY!! "Shit ton" is my favorite unit of measurement
so true...yep except my clean version is "crap ton" haha
I prefer 'shit load' but shit ton is fine
lots of funny stuff here!
Metric Shit Ton actually!
Don T Confuse, Truth, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, Clean House, True Stories
TRUTH! Don't confuse my desire for a clean house as a desire to clean up after you (note to kids and self).
TRUTH!!!>>>Don't confuse my desire for a clean house as a desire to clean up after you. So true!
Funny Family Ecard: Don't confuse my desire for a clean house as a desire to clean up after you.
Don;t confuse my desire for a clean house as a desire to clean up after you
Isn't that the truth! Story of my life.
Truth!! The story of my life....
So true. Story of my life.
this is funny stuff
so true.... :)
Someecards Funny Sister, Best Friend Ecard, Bestfriend Ecard, Someecards Friend, Sister Ecard, Friendship Quotes Funny Ecards, Bff Ecard, Someecards Funny Friendship, Best Friends Ecard
Best friends #ecards #someecards
I did - I forgot about that game!
Dad, High School, 90Skid, 90 S Kid, Cell Phone, Playing Snake, Mom
Seems weird to call this nostalgia, but it was definitely something I did back in high school, on my mom's cell phone. Back when I didn't even have a cell phone. :)
Haha i used to feel so cool having a cell phone in 4th grade ... I was aloud to play snake and call my mom
This is what the first cell phone I had looked like. Who didnt play snake on these? I wish I still had snake. Not to mention this is the phone that never died!
My first cell phone was later, and a motorola. However, many friends had this phone, and I totally played snake on it.
I don't remember playing Snake, but this was my first cell phone. (Should this really qualify as a flashback? Oh my.)
I think this was my mom's first cell phone! I always stole it to play snake.
@Lia Thomassian this was Dad's first cell phone that we played snake on!
Nokia cell phone used primarily to play Snake! 90s kid!
I'm definitely a #90skid
Everything I know in life, I learned from "Friends"
Friends Taught, Favorite Tv, Friends Tv, Life Lessons, Friend Loves, Tvshow, So True, Tv Movie, Tv Shows
Everything I know in life I learned from F•R•I•E•N•D•S [the best tv show ever!] www.travelchickdiaries.com #friends #tvshow #amazing
Things I Learned From Friends - Love This!!! @Katie Baumann... there are some things on here that really are life lessons
Life Lessons Taught by Friends. Love it! @Stacey Linegar#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
Image Detail for - Friends TV show | Lindsey Living
FRIENDS taught me the important life lessons
friends tv-shows tv-shows - so true
FRIENDS... LOVE THIS... SO TRUE!
friends tv-show: life lessons
All time favorite tv show!
Folding Laundry Funny, Laundry Ecards, I Hate Laundry Quotes, Funny Laundry Quotes, Laundry Quotes Funny, Ecards Truths, Funny Buttons, Funny Stuff, Laundry Humor
It should be one machine, put your clothes in, add soap, and when they are done it is sitting there nicely folded on a rack that pulls out for easy access.
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I can't believe it's 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer.
I find if you leave the pile long enough... everyone takes the clothes to wear, and you could end up not having to fold at all!!!
yes, we just bought an LG Smart Steam washer and dryer and I was looking for the button ...... No luck ; ( lol
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I can't believe it's 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer.
I need to get to work on that ASAP!!!! All of the dryer machine companies have failed us ALL... lol..
no kidding! and to mention we also need invented by now: self cleaning highchair, self cleaning shower- oh hell the whole house should be self cleaning!
I know it seems that the laundry never ends, but trust me, it will! // I can't believe it's 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer.
I can't believe it's 2013 and there is still no fold button on my dryer!! ((That's how I'm feeling right now... Trying to get laundry caught back up before our trip:)..))
Heck Yeah, Someecards Workplace, Hobby Supplies, Housewife Funny, My Life, Funny Stuff, Work Someecards, Housewife Quotes, Housewife Arises
Story of my life: I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it.
I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it. STRAIGHT UP
Umm people think I'm joking when I say this is my life goal buuut I'm seriously working towards this lol
I've started hoarding hobby supplies already....
Heck yeah! Work on that, honey! ;)
Heck yeah I would!
Story of my life
I did this
Cousins Funny, Friend S House, Best Friends, Childhood Memories, Kids Asleep Humor, Funny Cousin Quotes, Funny Stuff, Good Times
My friend and I still do this......and we are in our teenage years.....its not only a childhood memory. Lol
DEFINENTLY THE BEST CHILDHOOD MEMORY !!!..... reminds me so much of my time with friends!!!!
Best Childhood Memory: "You mom's here! Quick, go and hide so you won't have to go home!"
Childhood memory: Definitely did this a few times. :)
happened so many times.... :p good times
this was totally my best friend and I!!
who said it was a childhood memory? ;)
Every. Time. Funny stuff!
Card Favorites, E Cards Hilarity, Confession Ecard, Cards Justme, Funny Stuff, Ecards, Funny E Cards, Favorite E Cards
Funny Confession Ecard: My FAVORITE part of election year.... is The Olympics.
Funny Confession Ecard: The Olympics.
The absolute truth! @Julia Bloom
The absolute truth!
meeee too!! ecards
So true! Lol