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Running is not my strength

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup


You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

I always say, I have to go to work today, to many people on welfare depend on me!!

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

Pj's by 7p

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: They say actions speak louder than words so, instead of telling you how I feel, I'm just going to punch you in the throat.

E-cards - Always get it exactly right! This could be the story of my life..

I know for a fact I've said this to you, Katie. But that you totally got it only made us better friends. Haha I didn't write this caption but it might be true.

Ah yes..every night! :)

haha this is funny. when school ends things will be better. when i move out things will get better. with my new job things will be better. we can dream right?


True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

Me, My Markers and Only 90′s Kids

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then


Common sense is so rare these days it should be considered a super power. E-Card Humor - Funny Ugh people that continuously do the same dumb things over and over again.

And leggings... too many people eat garbage, spend their life on the couch.... And choose leggings or skinny jeans. Lol. Please don't.

Free and Funny News Ecard: It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.